whos on third joke

My dad is taller than a mountain. As the famous Abbott Costello joke goes Whos on first Whats on second and I dont know is on third.

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Stay offa first will ya.

. The second boy says. No the names Lou. Dontdont change the players. You know the fellows names.

Now were not talking about him. Why you mentioned his name. If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I say is playing third. Thus the utterance Whos on first is ambiguous between.

The premise of the sketch is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team for Costello but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costellos questions. If you are an avid TikTok user you may be aware of the latest inside joke running on the platform which has something to do with the name Candice. Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. July 26 2021 July 26 2021 thanh.

I sure do Costello. The only reason she doesnt hate the Third Amendment is because she has no idea what it says. Im not askin you whos on second. Were not talking about him.

I want to buy one. If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I say is playing third. The third boy says. Whats the guys name on second base.

Harvey Korman played Bud and Buddy Hackett played Lou in How many movies did Boris Karloff. Hes on third were not talking about him. Credit to Koch EntertainmentCopyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976 allowance is m. How could I get on third base.

I asked you a simple question. The notice two people walk into a building and a few minutes later the same two people walk out accompanied by a third person. There I go back on third again. But as the OG makers of that Joke.

Today is the Catcher. Thats what I want to find out. Then tell me the guys names Abbott. Now how did I get on third base.

Now whos playing third base. Because is on Centerfield. Will you stay on third base and dont go off it. Tomorrow is the Pitcher.

Whos on First is a comedy routine made famous by American comedy duo Abbott and Costello. We have no way to. Whos on first Whats on second I Dont Know is on third --LOU. You mentioned his name.

The horse says I can play better than you Ted asks him if he can bat and the horse bats the ball into the stands. The humor of the joke lies in how confused Costello gets whenever Abbott answers his questions about the players names positions as the names can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to the questions. Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident blogger taxpayer advocate and a member of the Board of directors of The 603 Alliance. The first boy says.

My dad is taller than a tree. Theyve NEVER revealed the name of the person playing on Right Field. Stay off of first will ya. Louis team we have Whos on first Whats on second I Dont Know is on third --LOU.

How could I get on third base. Whats the guys name on first base. No - Who is playing first. Hes on third were not talking about him.

And then Ted asks if he can pitch. A former board member of the. Well what do you want me to do. I mean the fellows name on first base.

If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I say is playing third. If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I say is playing third. Third base only available citation to date here. Not mentioned in the routine.

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There I go back on third again. Why do you insist on putting Who on third base. Now how did I get on third base. I Dont Know is on Third.

Now on the St. Im setting up an office in my den and Im thinking about buying a computer. Were not talking about him. I Dont Know Shortstop.

- Because me is a third person. I say Whos on first Whats on second I Dont Knows on third and then you Costello. Well you mentioned his name. Alright what do you want to know.

My dad is so tall that if he stands on the tips of his toes he can reach the stars. A horse comes to Fenway Park and runs into Ted Williams. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. What is on second.

How did I get on third base. I dont own a computer. Abbott and Costello COVID19 Humor Masks The Jab Whos on First. Im not changin nobody.

I Dont Give a Darn I Dont Care Catcher. You mentioned his name. Aljo took the second round on all the scorecards one judge had him up 2 going into the third. Hes on third were not talking about him.

And Jose Aldo was able to take a round early as well if I remember right. Ted asks if he can play short-stop and the horse fields all the balls Ted bats to him. Now wait a minute. No Whos playing first.

I told you my names Lou. Stay offa first will ya. Hillary Clinton hates the First Amendment and she hates the Second Amendment. Well what do you want me to do.

No Whos playing first. Well then whos playin first. Well waddya want me to do. Why you mentioned his name.

Would you just stay on third base and dont go off it. Some people say the Right Fielder was named Nobody. Now how did I get on third base. You mentioned his name.

Now whats the guys name on first base. If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I say is playing third. Jokes and comments are welcome but you have to keep them clean. I Dont care is the Shortshop.

What am I putting on third. If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I say is playing third. Thats what Im askin you. Why you mentioned his name.

If I mentioned the third basemans name who did I says playing third. Why is on Left Field. Now how did I get on third base. Probably the most famous comedy bit of all time.

Now whats the guys name on first base. Now whats the guys name on third base. Post a Comment. For example the first baseman is named Who.

Abbott. Four little boys brag whose dad is the tallest. No Whos playing first. Who played Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in the TV movie Bud and Lou about the duo.

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